21-Year-Old Woman Sets Out to Sleep With 100,000 Men

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A young Polish woman has set out on a sexual conquest of truly epic proportions. Ania Lisewska, 21, is determined to sleep with at least 100,000 men in her lifetime, and she’s already well on her way.

According to The Daily Mirror, Lisewska claims to have already slept with 284 people, each for at least 20 minutes. She intends to travel abroad and live in several countries so she can continue her quest on a multinational level. Talk about a high stakes game of Risk.

“I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men.¬†In Poland, the subject of sex is still taboo, and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill.”

Speaking about her boyfriend’s reaction, she added: “He’s not thrilled but has no choice and had to come to terms with it.”

I’m fully in support of sluttin’ it up, but the time management that’s going to go into managing her spreadsheet alone seems daunting.

As for her boyfriend, if the guy’s not thrilled with it, I can’t imagine he has “no choice” in the matter. I imagine it’d be tough not being able to travel to any large city in the world without knowing your girlfriend has already seen a version of it herself. On the other hand, it’s a cheap way to experience the world vicariously. “So this is what chlamydia from a backpacker in Belize feels like.”

If you’re interested in keeping tabs on Ania or you want to volunteer to one of the lucky 100,000 men to stick it in her, I recommended liking¬†her Facebook page, where she’s already amassed 50,000 fans, and is in need of many more.

Apparently Ania is only dedicating her weekends to reaching the 100,000 men. If my shitty high school math skills are still serving me, that would mean that she’d have to sleep with men for 48 hours straight each weekend (at 20 minute intervals) for nearly 14 years before she’d reach her goal.

Although with enough lube, I suppose Ania could kill two, three, or even four birds with one bone. I’m so sorry.

Here’s a bunch of old guys being gross in face paint and intergalactic body armor:

There’s not a lot of pop culture around the number 100,000.
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About Eric Barry

Eric Barry is a Chicago comedian, writer, and creator of Full Disclosure, voted "Best Sex-Positive" podcast by the Chicago Reader. He holds a B.A. in Theater & Performance Studies from UC Berkeley, and his work has been featured on Huffington Post, Cosmo, SF Chronicle, and more. He is currently working on developing a pilot based off his time in the sex work industry.

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