Kid Finds Mom’s Gigantic Dildo, Can’t Get Enough of It

Everyone remembers sneaking through their parents closets, under the bed, and through drawers looking for trinkets, machines, and if you were lucky a hint at your birthday gifts.

But one kid seems to have hit the jackpot as he found the toy that’s fun for young and old alike: his mom’s dildo.

Jesus that thing is massive. I don’t know what kind of party they were having the night before, but I’m guessing it was directed by Darren Aronofsky.

And the FTW GIF via Guyism:

kids plays with mom's dildo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

About Eric Barry

Eric Barry is a Chicago comedian, writer, and creator of Full Disclosure, voted "Best Sex-Positive" podcast by the Chicago Reader. He holds a B.A. in Theater & Performance Studies from UC Berkeley, and his work has been featured on Huffington Post, Cosmo, SF Chronicle, and more. He is currently working on developing a pilot based off his time in the sex work industry.

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