Everyone remembers sneaking through their parents closets, under the bed, and through drawers looking for trinkets, machines, and if you were lucky a hint at your birthday gifts.

But one kid seems to have hit the jackpot as he found the toy that’s fun for young and old alike: his mom’s dildo.

Jesus that thing is massive. I don’t know what kind of party they were having the night before, but I’m guessing it was directed by Darren Aronofsky.

And the FTW GIF via Guyism:

kids plays with mom's dildo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

About Eric Barry

Eric Barry is a Chicago comedian, writer, and creator of Full Disclosure, voted "Best Sex-Positive" podcast by the Chicago Reader. He holds a B.A. in Theater & Performance Studies from UC Berkeley, and his work has been featured on Huffington Post, Cosmo, SF Chronicle, and more. He is currently working on developing a pilot based off his time in the sex work industry.

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