By Gareth K Pengelly

Scotland: Land of Haggis and Sideways Rain.

Not that he is ever been there earlier than, yet Brian is not the kind to allow a scarcity of workmanship cease him from making sweeping generalisations.

What he does find out about Scotland, although, is that there is a witch at the prowl. A baby-eating one, actually, which at the Brian Scale Of Supernatural Nastiness ranks an exquisite excessive 7.5/10.

With his female friend having left him for the palms of one other girl, and his most sensible mate Neil possible dead-set on throwing himself into harm's means at each to be had chance, Brian has no selection yet to cost headlong into this most recent project with all his generic loss of ability and bumbling idiocy.

Fresh hellish education at Heimlich's arms, to arrange him for the opportunity of magical wrestle. clean recommendation from the lengthy useless XII.

And the clean realisation that another challenge is obviously going to move knockers up, correct from the off.

Red-haired, blue-skinned beauties who're now not what they first look. Psychopathic nuns with unsavoury behavior. those who insist upon shouting at him in incomprehensible Scottish. sq. sausages. Demons of his previous conflicting along with his tasks of the present.

And the dawning wisdom that Brian, regardless of all his failings, is admittedly commencing to swap, and develop into extra like his Helsing forebears than he could have ever notion possible.

++Warning: This e-book includes stereotypes, tropes, swearing, alcohol, and supernatural shenanigans up the yazoo. it is suggested to pair this booklet with a bottle of Doom Bar, or, if in Scotland, a pint of McEwan's Champion.++

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